Radio Rambos

"Who wants to fight tonight?" we heard loud and clear on the cb.

"Yo' mama so ugly they filmed 'Gorillas In The Mist' in HER shower!" the same anonymous voice went on. 

"I'll punch you so hard yo' teeth come out yo' asshole!!!" another driver joined in!!

It went on for about five minutes, each driver hitting the other with their best.

Now at two in the morning, complete darkness, you'll do about anything to stay awake.

"Ding, ding, ding, ding!!!" As one of the drivers laugh a winner is called!

Now that was a friendly cb battle, but the real Radio Rambos are the ones who take it a little too far and actually want to meet somewhere to settle things the old fashioned way!  Race, politics, religion, poor driving, anything can ruffle another driver's feathers.  Most of the time it's all talk, but occasionally you get everybody riled up wanting to see a fight between two grown ass men!

Since our radio is still down we rely on the cb for entertainment, local traffic and weather conditions, and occasional news updates.  Most of the time it's just heated and opinionated politics ending in unnecessary racial comments.  Now as a country we have come far, but as we travel all over these states we realize we have a ways to go!