Thursday, December 4, 2008

CB Talk

Being a truck driver, your CB becomes many things to you. Among the many items you can put in your truck to make it feel more like a mobile home on wheels (satellite radio, flat-screen tv with dish network, laptop, refrigerator, microwave, ps3, xbox, etc), your cb is by far the most important. You can go 11 hours straight (maximum legal driving limit per day) without any human contact except for on your cb. It becomes your friend to talk to, listen to, laugh at, cry to, gps, look-out, mentor, basically your all around good friend. The anonymity of it all makes it all the more interesting. Here's some cb lingo we've picked up and learned along the way!

10 - 4 - Ok... or Copy
10 - 33 - Emergency
10 - 20 - Your Location
10 - 36 - What's the correct time
Alligator - Rubber of blown tire in the road
Ankle Biter - Children
Antler Alley - Deer Crossing
Baby Bear - Rookie Policeman
Back Door - Behind You.."I've got your back door"
Back `em Down - Slow Down
Bear - Policeman
Bear In The Air - Police Helicopter
Bear Bait - Speeding Automobile
Bear Trap - Parked cop with radar
Beaver - Woman
Bean Popper - Person who pops pills
Big Hole - Top Gear
Big Road - Interstate Highway
Bird Dog - Radar Detector
Blew My Doors Off - Passed you at a high rate of speed
Bobtail - Just the tractor (truck) with no trailer
Brake Check - Traffic has come to a stop ahead
Break - Need to have everyones attention.
Break 1-9 - Need to have everyones attention on 19
Cash Register - Toll Booth
Catch Ya On The Flip-Flop - Return trip
Chicken Coop - Weigh Station
Chicken Lights - Lots of lights on a truck
City Kitty - City Cop
Clean Shot - I didn't see any cops
Coloring - To write in log book
Comedian - Median - section between traffic lanes
Comic Book - Log Book
Coming In Loud & Proud - You are sounding strong on CB
Covered Wagon - Flatbed trailer with the load covered
Crotch Rocket - Motorcycle
Deadhead - Tractor & trailer with no load. Empty
Diesel Cop - DOT Cop
Dispatcher Brains - Light load or empty trailer
Double Nickel - 55 miles per hour
Dragon Fly - Truck dragging up hill & flies down hill
Dry Box - Trailer that hauls dry products only
Evil Kenevil - Motorcycle Cop
Four Wheeler - Automobiles with 4 wheels
Freight Shaker - Freighter liner tractor
Georgie Overdrive - Put gear in neutral to go faster down hill
Good Buddy - Homosexual
Granny Lane - The slow lane on interstate. Right Lane
Ground Pressure - Getting the tractor trailer weighed
Hammer Lane - The fast lane on interstate. Left Lane
Hammer Down - Go Faster
Hand - Truck Driver
Home 20 - Your Home
Large Car - Large and nice truck
Left Coast - West Coast
Lot Lizard - Prostitute
Meat Wagon - Ambulance
Motion Lotion - Diesel Fuel
Parking Lot - Truck hauling cars
Pickle Park - Rest Area
Radio Check - Is my radio working?
Reefer - Trailer that hauls cold products.
Salt Shaker - Snow Plow
Sesame Street - Channel 19 on the CB
Shake The Bushes - Lead truck looking for cops in the bushes
Shooting You In The Back - A cop hiding and clocking your speed
Short Short - Short amount of time
Sleeper Leaper - Prostitute
Taking Pictures - Cop using his radar gun
Travel Agent - Dispatcher
Yard - Trucking Company Terminal
Yard Stick - Mile Marker on Interstate
Wagon - The trailer behind a truck
What's Your Handle? - What is your CB Nickname
Wiggle Wagon - Double or Triple Trailers behind a truck

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